Part 1. The encounter

Y/n was never one to fall for the mysterious bad boys, they were overrated and smoked too many cigarettes to still be alive at 24, nevermind the raging misogynistic pick me energy. But something about Kurt was different..
y/n didnt care that he smelt like 2 month old sweaty socks..in fact, the smell attracted y/n to him. To y/n the sweat running down his face and armpits was just highlighter and a dewy moisturiser, the epitome of manliness

Dedicated to llamasocks
SATIRE