Chapter One: Not so Fateful Meeting

"What are you doing, helping a half-dead guy like me?"

"You remind me of a cat."

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"That's it?"

"I like cats. Especially the big, grumpy ones."

".. I'm leaving."

"Come back if you want some food, Kitty."
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