AUTHOR'S NOTE Dedication

This is my entry into @IronDragonMonkey 's #Christmas Mayhem 2021 short story contest. It is also my Christmas gift to all my Wattpad friends as it has always been a tradition for me to post something for the holiday season as a thank you to all the great writers on Wattpad who have provided me such enjoyment throughout the year. Not that my writing in anyway compares to theirs, but hopefully it will provide a few chuckles. If only at my pointless puns and annoying alliterations, ridiculous ramblings and weird writing style. This is dedicated to all of them.