The Drop-Dead Gorgeous, AbsoLUTELY Stunning Homeless Lady.

When Arnie Shwartzie sees a pretty girl on the street, he immediately falls in love. Although she's poor, he knows that he needs to marry her.

Tailor Quick has some reservations. She's grateful for the mansion and the $$$, but she doesn't want to marry him.

"You're not my type," she says woefully.
"Hear me out," he says desperately. "If I can't make you fall in love with me in thirty days, then you can leave. And I'll give you a quarter-No, half of my entire fortune."

Will she end up with love, or billions of dollars? Or maybe...... both?

*Unlike my other story, this one is a cOMPLETE JOKE. Don't (this one) take too seriously, okay byeeee!!!