"Hello, i'm Phil!"

Dan's life is full of secrets.
And so is Phil's.
But there is one big secret.
Dan and Phil have a joint secret.
Only they know this secret.
So no others can find it out.
Or can they?

{{{{Contains some strong language and sensitive subjects}}}}
((Clearly I do not own Dan and Phil.))
((These characters' personalities are fictitious, none of this is real.))
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