Chapter One (Yes, chapters, it's that kind of book)

This is definitely not your average book. This is a weird and wonderful, somewhat odd kind of book. This is...well, if I'm honest, I'm not quite too sure WHAT kind of book this is. I'll let you decide that one for yourself. There is no real way to describe it and, I suppose, there shouldn't be. This is that kind of book which you simply HAVE to read to figure out what is going on. But, I do guarantee you, from one fabulously flamboyant human to another, you won't be able to close this book.