Chapter 1

lord farquaad could never express his feelings for squidward, his best friend. They've been friends for as long as they can remember but squidward could never seem to realize how in love farquaad was with him.

one day though, squidward invited shrek over for a sleepover where things got a little heated and farquaad didn't like it. he didn't like it one bit. Shrek has already been friends with them both but has known that farquaad is in love with squidward so he tried to make him jealous

tw- angst

(cover art is not mine)

!satire!