Waterlogged Paper Bag Floating in the Red Sea; A Nebulous Fate

Bella has caused quite the storm in the Cullen household, and it's up to her to resolve the issue like a champ. This dreadful turmoil has put a damper on Edward and Bella's monetarily high-yielding relationship in my newly-minted au, which I've aptly titled, "Twilight; an Entrepreneurial Experience." Fun fact, I've never read Twilight! I'm just pulling random nonsense out of my ass!