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Pansy Parkinson's quiet night in is interrupted by the news that Draco is having an emotional crisis.

Pansy had always said that Draco and Granger were doomed, from the very beginning when he'd started pining and trying to come up with ways to charm the wizarding world's most infamous Muggle-born, ignoring Pansy's snippy remarks that he could at least date someone who appeared to own both a comb and a nail file.

She'd warned him and it was sorely tempting to say 'I told you so' as she sat there watching Draco attempting to drink himself into an early grave over an unappreciative Muggle-born.

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