i wasn't preparing to write a part so early but here we go

So... Hello,this is Cantankerous squidward(fuck y m I so formal...) anygays,this gon be a book about... idk man... I'll just write whatever i wanna. Also,im secretly flippin y'all off but not so secretly-

my life is shitty just like how thie book will be.Read at your own risk

TW:Major stupidity ahead