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Full Title: It's Fairly Useless to Read this Fake Book; It's Wiser to Wa-Spend Your Limited Time Reading the Real Books. Main Character: Narrator Who is the Narrator, you say? Narrator informs, Narrator tells, Narrator shows, Narrator sings, Narrator swears, Narrator spills, Narrator spys, Narrator knows how not to lo- "THOSE DON'T EVEN ANSWER THE QUES-!" Narrator exclaims. Fine. Narrator is an awf- "Did you say something?" Narrator raises a glittering turquoise eyebrow. -ully good-looking, eccentric narrator who's named Narrator (The name is self-explanatory, why do I have introduce them?). "Hmmph, I thought so!" Narrator remarks, leaning on their poor right hip side that looks like it can crumble down at any moment. ...Just stand properly; I can't waste my nonexistent, flying money on you. "B-But, look at their mint angel wings! I can't bear to see them fading into dust!" Welcome to Narrator's useless fake book tellings and nonsensical ramblings. ----------------------------- That whole thing is a joke. On impulse, I published a work for the sake of showing that there's a work under my bio. #notawriter
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