Chapter 1: Boom Baby

["Why won't you marry me?" He all but cried out, a pout on his lips.

She raised a brow at the outburst, amused.

"...You're a llama."

"That's not relevant to the storyline." He huffed,

"It's relevant to my storyline."

"...I demand that you accept my offer of marriage,"

A pause.

"...No." ]

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