HEY EVERY !

Why are you here? For adventure? For lust? For a need to quench your thirst for cringe content or to satisfy your need to watch a menace to society weave this woeful tale?

[[This Fanfiction does include a Spoiler warning for those who have not finished Deltarune Chapter 2. Fair warning for the cringefest ahead.]]

If you answered yes to any of those questions, then congrats, you're [100th customer]! So prepare for a trip to [Heaven] with a [workout ready body], cause your [prayers] have been answered by [Number 1 rated salesman1997], SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. ENJOY!