A very confusing beginning where nothing really makes sense

Description:

Grrr I hate my life. As a 28 year old reddit mod, I, Y/N, am pretty cool and my parents just dont understand >:( The only thing that matters to *me* is Bertram... he's so cool and awesome and hot and cool. So, when I meet him, it's love at first sight and we go on a crazy wacky quirky romantic flirty fanfictiony adventure full of love and action movie explosions and hotness. <3 <3 <3

by @Seamus1224