Introduction

This is a bad idea.

Then again, I'm always full of bad ideas. I mean, are you even a college student without messing up severely every now and then?

Do I have any idea what I'm talking about? Absolutely not.

Here is a detailed account of some of the most traumatic, scarring, ridiculous memories of college life that probably should have stayed under a lock and key. Enter the mind of an aspiring author and biochemist to get your daily dose of nonsense.