1: Officer 36

"William, can you tell me what Sally's last name is?" 36 asked.

"Who's William?"

"You are." 36 responded.

"No. My name is Wilbur Soot."

Will doesn't remember how he got here, or who was the blond man and the pink haired person who kept showing up. What he did know was that his mind felt fuzzy, and that everyone kept asking him weird questions about the past.

{cross posted on AO3: @wilrren}

highest ranks so I can flex:
#1 wilbursootangst
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