y/n and Jake part 1

basically just y/n being her quirky self 😍

may contain smut so if you're uncomfortable with that just skip the chapter (i'll put warnings for the chapter) but just saying it's barely smut since i'm writing like an 8 year old

sometimes features crackhead Emily 🤪🤪🤪

THIS IS SATIRE. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

this will be written like an 8 year old, meaning using ridiculous adjectives such as "scrumptious". but i won't be doing spelling mistakes because those pain me too much.

i will place warnings such as "straight core" and "white boy" and shit so if you have complaints about that then go ahead and dm me