Introduction

Ain't it a fine life! Carrying the platter through it all! A mighty fine life, carrying the platter tough and tall! When the time strikes, we does what we wishes! Maybe cook some fishes! Hafta wash the dishes! What a fine life! Carrying the platter home-free all! In other words, this is an AU in which the modern newsies work at a restaurant. Includes all the characters, but focuses mostly on Smalls, Sniper, Finch and Tommy Boy.