Don't Touch My Food Bish-INTRO

"And he took MY food and ATE it. That was when Pocahontas's dad and I sounded the drums of war."
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Hayley Artemis Ivani doesn't give a belly dancing shit about what other people think of her most of the time and is an oreo-and-nutella-loving rebel. That probably sums up her life including meeting One Direction at a supermarket...

~Aisha Queen of Ellesmera

-A One Direction Humor Fanfiction-

Please give my first story a chance!