A Blast of Fresh Awesome

As an average, everyday ordinary douchebag, Matt's been oblivious to the world around him. Things have happened right under his nose that he hasn't even thought possible. He wouldn't know awesomeness if it jumped on him, tackled him to the ground and hit him in the face. But when a dinosaur pistol-hwips him in the face and gives him a card, he's unwillingly thrown into a world of Nerf guns, Disney Movies, and Decepticons trying to get you at every turn. As an average, ordinary, everyday douchebag, can he survive in this new world? Epic friends, worldsucking enemies, and cool Nerf guns await!