carrot theifs and carrot fuckers

[ warning: EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT ]

SUMARRY: life is short, might as
well... steal a carrot and shove it
up your ass in the walmart restrooms?

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🏷️... → author's note: another short
story (these are fun to make) because
i'm bored and i still haven't updated any
of my other books.

enjoy!
      , famel bob ! ✩