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There are only five rules to follow at sea:
1. Women are bad luck.
2. Beware the temptresses with voices as soft as silk.
3. Treat the ship with the utmost respect.
4. A sudden shallow means something is beneath you.
5. Never sail alone at night.

Silly sailor, your luck has run out, for I love to sing. I've placed a hole in your ship, and I am the shallow beneath you. You shouldn't have come alone. You shouldn't have come at all.

Cover Credit: @Jessica Bailey