Starting a journey as a Holofic writer

With the arrival of HoloX, there will be a surge of new Holofics coming up. That's why I decided to create a guide on how to write Holofics. You can be a new writer or a veteran and read this guide. You might learn a few things.
Be warned though: I am not the best author so I might teach you weird things. Also, this might turn into a rant but I'll do my best to be professional and make it as educational as possible.