The Big Hot Steamy Coconut Massacre

Kai the big hunk of a man, is looking to please his sexual desire. he tries methods such as working out and steroids, but these cannot please the big strong man Kai, he needs more than drugs, he needs pussy, he needs love.
(This is canonically true)
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