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"Good Morning, class", I roll my eyes pretending I have an audience, "today we're going to learn how one can sound exactly like Charlton Kenneth Jeffrey Howard. " "Step one, swear every minute you get the chance. Shit and fuck are to be your only adjectives, change verb form as required. Keep in mind that no important conversation ends without you mentioning you're an Aussie - " "That's fucking annoying, okay? That's shit. I don't fucking speak like that." I arch an eyebrow at him. "I'm AN AUSSIE, OKAY?" he bursts out, and both the interviewer and I break into peals of laughter at the sight of his reddened face. "Well, try to make it easier for the editor guy, and mentally replace those words with a bleep, sound good?" I offer. "Bleep.", he mutters, "Bleep, you're infuriating and bleep, I love you."
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