The New Law of Greg

In the alternate universe relationships as we know them do not exist. Every girl, in order to be in a relationship, needs 2 boyfriends - an indoor and an outdoor one. The indoor boyfriend (Stinker) must stay at home all the time, while the outdoor boyfriend (Conner) has to live outside. However, one day, Stinker notices Conner on a balcony smoking, and they immediately fall madly in love with each other. But, since his sexy vampire dad is crazy jealous about his little son, does this relationship have any chance to work out?