"Don't worry, Jew." // Chap. 1

"Come on, Kyle." Cartman sighed as he smiled weakly, standing up from the blood-soaked carpet. He stuck his bloody hand out towards the other boy, "Let's live."
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Cartman and Kyle were forced to become best friends when their best friends ditched them for each other. As the world begins burning down around him, Cartman must find a way to keep him and Kyle safe, all well trying to save the friends that ditched them.