Chapter 1: The Spartan's New Gig

The life of a huntsman can get a little icky at times, and Jaune Arc, despite his lovable blondeness, is no exception to that rule. And the only way to get clean is to set up a nice relaxing bath. But every time he tries, people just keep popping up out of nowhere! And why are their eyes so seductive! Can't they see I just want a bath!

Or: A tale of a blond knight who just can't stop getting interrupted by women that refuse to keep their hands off of him. AKA, just another week or so in the life of Jaune.

#3 in jaune huh? Whatever I guess.