Author's love letter to youuuuh

Coming back home after 8 years with my parents or any family member that is, not knowing the reason for my urgent departure on my matric dance (prom) night, i thought they'd be happy to see me even with my big little surprise. I'd planned how introductions and such would happen.

Oh but what i didn't plan for was my surprise...

And what's worse is i have no choice but to accept the 'gift' because we were meant to be since birth "nxa heh mna ndithi yikak leyo" I thought furiously. If only they knew what he did to me...

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