[ORIGINAL] Absinthe Omens

Have you ever had a dream where you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you'll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you, you'll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

(I can't introduce this book for sh!t so just go give it a read and you'll see what it's all about. Oneshots, mostly. Like the title said.)