Chapter 1: What if?

You hear all those songs about Santa being the best, for example: Santa Baby. It's kind of you know crushing on Santa right? What if Santa wasn't the person you imagined him to be? What if he were a hot guy? What if Santa was a boy in his teens who's stuck at that age? Cool right? Yeah, but then that means he could be anybody.
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