Chapter 1/1

Wade nodded again, enthusiastically. When Peter made his way to the kitchen, Wade woke up from his temporary trance. He blinked. "Oh, that is cruel!" he shouted. "Taking advantage of me like that-!" He paused. "We're going to have to file for a divorce if you keep this up!" he threatened.

Peter laughed. "We're not married, Wade. We're not even dating."

"Yet," grumbled Wade. "Just you wait, Pete. Just you wait."