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Dear Reader,
My name is... I'm not going to reveal that. The only thing I can tell you is that I am Natalia's future spouse (I'm saying spouse, because I don't want to reveal my gender on some random platform where people read who knows what these days..) Please don't tell her I'm telling you this. This wattpad book you're reading is real, and is about my crazy wife's life. I'm writing this in the spare 5 minutes I can get... Because I'm going to die later. She'll kill, that I will promise. So, for the sake of my life, please open this book and start reading.... And vote, comment and fan if possible.
Or I'll die.
Sincerely - Natalia's future spouse

Book One Of The Freaking Fat Fernandez Familia