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Patient: Hi Doctor, I am suffering from an unknown disease. I am cranky, restless and don't know what to do with myself. Is it fatal? Can you diagnose me?

Doctor: Aaah, yes! You are suffering from the disease commonly know as boredom, it can be fatal but read this book and you will be instantly cured!

Things to do that will actually cure your boredom!!!! - even if it is only for the 5 seconds it takes to read this.