Prologue: "Alas, how all began!"

🎶Now, this is story all about my life got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, and I'll tell how he became the Dickhead Gu YanSheng.🎶
😂😂😂 Hello everybody! After suffering the most unspeakable pain at the hands of that piece of rubbish, Gu YanSheng, we decided to take our revenge and tell the story as it should have been meant.
Curious? Then follow us in this hilarious parody.

These characters are all featured in the novel Black Lotus. All rights belong to the author Bei Zui Shi Yu,