Chapter 1: The School Life Of A Peter Parker

"Eh- Winter's gonna come sooner or later."

Peter choked.

What the fuck did Clint just say?

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Peter Parker was the most awkward person you could ever meet.

He could do a quadruple backflip off of a building, no sweat.

But starting a conversation? Hilarious.

So when he started to crush on a certain metal-armed super-soldier, he knew he was in trouble.

And when that super-soldier happened to be an elite spy and the world's most dangerous assassin, he knew he was utterly fucked.

..preferably by said assassin.

⚠️WARNING: ANGRY CAP LANGUAGE (if you couldn't tell already) AND SLIGHT SLIGHT SLIGHT SMUT⚠️