A Fact is a Fact

"Hi! My name is Peter! Today, if you decide to read this book, you get to read about random moments of my life! Sometimes, I die, sometimes Flash and I make up, sometimes my aunt is dead, and some are just me and Mr. Stark hanging out together! Wow, I can't believe I just casually said that THE TONY STARK and I are hanging out together. Oww- Wade! Alright I'll say it- oww! Wade! And sometimes- WADE! Good, and sometimes, me and the idiot hang out together. Hope you like reading! Bye!"
"Oh, and the author would like to say that she does not own Marvel, and that she isn't going to be writing that before every chapter, and if you don't like that to- uhh..... CENSORED. Bye again!