A Problem Like Mary

What if Mary Bennet's ridiculous behavior was a calculated effort to drive away suitors, because she was asexual? Her sisters are confused at first, but offer their support when she finally tells them the truth.

Pride and Prejudice fanfiction. Title from The Sound of Music's song about how do you solve a problem like Maria. Spoiler: the answer is to love her.

An audio version is available on SoundCloud