Time: 1969

Time: 1969.
Occupation: You're a Professional Juggler.

A tall, dark man kills your mother in an alleyway in New Jersey. You're distraught because you watched the whole thing happen from your penthouse bathroom while you were soaking in lavender essential oil bath water. Instead of calling for help you....

Choose your answer in the story, and find out what kind of person you are!

(This is all one big joke. It was made to make you laugh, cry... eat...brownies-I don't know just enjoy the randomness.)