The Real Gamzee

This is the story of Gamzee...

I suck a summaries, so here you go. This is a crackfic that my sister and I were talking about and so here it is. This is my first Homestuck fanfic (Can you even call this a fanfic?), so if it really sucks, that's why.

Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie and the story belongs to me (why do you want to take this terrifying work of art, I don't know)

Don't say I didn't warn you.