will you be my baka?

this is a crack story, AND A LOVE STORY 🥰 BETWEEN Y O U 🤯🤯🙀🙀 AND....👀 *GASP* MMMMM😩 EDDIE GLUSKIN 🤪😝😝🤪😝😋🤑🤔🤑🤥😒🤥😒😬😶😋😚😚😘😚🤪
the reader is gender neutral!