author's foreword

this started as a joke I made on TikTok and y'all wanted to read it so here we are-

Recently divorced single father Ethen Winters packs his bags and moves to the rural town of Goat's Hollow with his daughter Rosemary to start a new life. Before he can drop his suitcase, Ethen meets a cast of wacky characters, all monstrously unique.

How will Ethen adjust? What secrets does this town hide? How will Mia and Ethen's custody battle end?