// Chapter 1 //

Dear Diary,

Life sucks.
I am sitting on this park bench and all I see is these cute happy couples. I
mean I am okay with pizza being my boyfriend, but that can only keep a girl
satisfied for so long. I mean I need a cute boy in my life that actually will
like me. Seeming, as that is impossible I mine as well just start my cat
collection now.

Adios