Prologue: Zombies! Aliens! Robots! & Monsters! OH MY!

The world always sucked, but after the Z.A.R.M.A. shit got a whole lot worse. Follow the adventures of Rook Kallows, our fourth-wall-breaking, Ferris Buellarian protagonist as he tries to survive and navigate his way to continue seeing tomorrow in a world ravaged by four different apocalyptic scenarios. In this plotless, action/comedy/adventure where weird has become the new normal, you either roll with the crazy or you get trampled behind.

this story contains no plot and will be ad-libbed from start to finish, enjoy the nonsense. you've been warned.

chapters will be edited periodically, so heads up

characters and tags will update as the story continues.