Introduction

-"Yeah...So, what's your excuse?"- she said looking directly at Crowley.

-"Wot?"

-"Don't play idiot with me! I don't think all of this was just 'Device needss a friend'"

-"Ok, listen. I don't hiss when I speak."

-"Oh you do. Don't lie to yourself. So tell me."

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Disclaimer: Good omens is a book written by the authors Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.
This story has nothing to do with the real plot of the book and it was written just to entertain.