Description
A rewrite of the greatest fanfiction of all time, brought into this sinful earth to bless it fifteen slutty, slutty years ago. A grammatically correct revamp of the classic tale follows young John Freeman at the hottest and most badass he's ever been, along with some other characters who bear next to no relevancy in the shadow of the greatest and free-est man history will ever know. Legacies will be fulfilled, people will be killed, and it will be absolutely fucking epic. Rated T for Teen for Excessive Gore and Violence, Death, Carnage, BLOOD, Copious Swearing/Mature Language And Bad Action Movie Parodies. Many thanks for the cover provided by @malewife_jar6499!!! This is technically not my own work, I simply revamped the original fanfiction due to a hyperfixation. John Freeman and the original HL:FLC quadrilogy belongs to squirrelking on fanfiction.net, no matter how much I bend the characters to my own liking.
CHAPTER ONE: CHAPTER 1.
