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"...(Y/n), why are you naked?" Mr. Compress sighed at the child.

"naked? what's that?" she asked, maintaining her unyielding stare.

"Clothes, you're not wearing any." He frowned pointing at her

"Am too, this is my Villain costume" She scoffed, turning, as she walked away from her father.

"Come here! Your little butt is on display"

"Shut up! I know this is my costume!"

"What!? that's not even- WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO LIE!?" He yelled.

"You, Daddy" she clicked her tongue "now go away!"

<In which Mr. Compress
and the other villains
fail horrendously
at raising a 4 year old.>