Shrek x reader

THIS STORY IS JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID FANFICS/ ONESHOTS MY FRIENDS WANTED ME TO MAKE! DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY, ITS ALL JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
STORY MAY INCLUDE:
Sexual words
Smut
Romance
Angst??
Fluff
Offensive subjects

THIS BOOK MAY NOT BE FOR EVERYONE... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED