Chapter 1: Nirvana Zenalds

(CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION SO BEWARE!!!!)

"Why thank you, Mr. Serious."

"Mr. Serious?"

"Yeah, you're all like. 'Ug, I'm so serious, I can't smile. Now I'm gonna cross my arms.'" I deepened my voice at the end.

"Well I'm sorry Ms. Perfect."

" Ms. Perfect?"

"Pfft, if you can call me Mr. Serious, I can call you Ms. Perfect."

"Touche."

It didn't take us long until we get to our destinations. People say that Eric's this big, mean, evil guy but I don't see it.