don't shoot the frog!

we all have little short stories that we wrote in third grade that are really terrible. the spelling is hopeless, the grammar makes no sense, and the plot lines are all over the place. But my friends and I have a game that we play where we go back into our past and read all of our old, cringy, weird stories. and so I thought that it would be funny to publish those stories as something to bring up your mood when you're feeling down and laugh your ass off. These stories will be unedited since when we were little, so if the spelling is important to you, then maybe don't throw yourself into this wonderful mess with us.